Now I understand the purpose of mothers. They are there to monitor your sugar intake. Not that mine does, I mean, I am a grown adult. So, is it no surprise that when the only liquids i consume are Dr Pepper, Coke and Pink Lemonade that my dreams might take a hilarious turn?
Those who follow me know that I have blogged my dreams a few times before. But this, my friends, win.
Night 1: Imagine the plot of Angels and Demons, but with the cast of Harry Potter. Quite interesting. And instead of looking for the Preferiti, we were looking for Dumbledore.
Night 2: I was Bella Cullen, and my Uncle Jackie knocked on the door completely hyped on crystal meth. But Esme and I were the only ones home, so we tried to yell for the Cullen Children but they were on their honeymoon camping. (Why a single Edward was there without me, I don't know.) So we tried to yell at them to come save me, but they couldn't hear. It was actually kind of scary!
Well. We will see where tonights adventures in dreamland might take me. Stay tuned No-ers!
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"Do I look like a straight girl to you?!?" Keldy
"Two guys and a fire? Sounds a little Brokeback Mountain to me." Jacqui
"Why do you want me to go camping with you?!" Jacqui
"...Cause he wants to get in your sleeping bag!" Me
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